Remember this picture?
The noise is incredible. All day long. They growl and yelp and bark at each other as they wrestle around the garden, so when I need a break I stuff puppy Kongs with kibble and gravy and give them to them in their den. That lasts about two minutes, before Widger gets frustrated with his own inability to extract the food from his Kong, so he decides to shove Bunty off her Kong, which causes a fight. So I separate them, putting her outside the pen and him inside. That gives another ten minutes of peace until one of them finishes their Kong and wants to rejoin the other one, which gives rise to more barking and whining. So I pop the two of them in the den together with their chew toys and leave the room. This makes them bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark and bark until they eventually fall asleep. This lasts half an hour to an hour, before the whole cycle starts again.
I cannot wait until they have their shots and they can go for walks. I am a great believer in the maxim, "a knackered dog is a quiet dog".
I've long been of the opinion that it's better to get an adult dog than a puppy, and now I know I was right. Sure, you miss out on weeks of cuteness with an adult dog, but they're usually housetrained, you can start walking them straight away, and they can generally figure out fairly quickly how to get food out of a rubber container.
You'll also notice I haven't had any sleep, nor have I had a haircut in four weeks.
EDITED TO ADD: I do still love them, though. Like, really a lot. Now sssh, let's go and do some work while they have forty widgers. Sshh.
Just hope they don't grow up into noisy adults. My cat is now 4 and it appears hasn't 'grown up' at all. :)
That's a big difference. He's gotten so big. I love the way you are describing the puppy noise and how annoying it is and it's basically just a normal day in our house if Max the cat stops by to torment Shannon. Or if Shannon decides to play with one of her chew toys.
Also, she still can't figure out how to get the kibble out of the kong.... pretty girl, but not the sharpest knife in the doggie drawer...
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