Friday, June 15, 2007

The Greatest Garment Ever Told


I know that many of you have been waiting with bated breath for my take on the election results and the Green/Fianna Fail coalition. Well, here it is.

Is this not the greatest garment you have ever laid eyes upon? Maybe if I am very nice to my friend Leedy, she will make me one, and I can open my own salon, and wear the dress, and people can come and have intellectual discourse around me, and then I can learn everything there is to learn about what's happening in the world, and be like some modern-day Esperanza.

I realise that this may not be what other people think when they see this fine garment, but other people are often wrong.

3 comments:

Big Boss said...

The dogs would really love that.

Lisa said...

That is a truly remarkable garment.

Amanda said...

why? really, why?