Maybe that's not fair. I'm glad that Martin Scorsese finally got a best director Oscar, even if it's for a film I haven't seen, but I'm of the opinion that the Oscars started to matter less when
- they stopped saying "and the winner is..." and started saying "and the Oscar goes to..."
- all the men stopped dressing in formal wear and started looking like they were going to one of those soap opera funerals
- I stopped recognising half the people there
- I stopped fancying anyone there
Rivers: What do you think about Tony Blair? Cause you're English
Sheen: Well, Welsh.
Rivers: I know, but Wales IS in England.
Sheen: Well, over here it is.